Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 960 Points
Medals Earned: 20/25 (610/885 points)
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 900 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
RAAAWR.
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
T_T
Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 10/44 (100/500 points)
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Start the game... press the play button.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 3/48 (15/445 points)
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 10 battles
Win 30 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 15 hostages!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/400 points)
Clear the first 5 waves
Watch the Ending
Watch the Intro
Check out the Credits page!
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 16
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.
